Let's Stick Together!
This is your opportunity to learn how to participate in the ways of speakin, of the Friends of the Gerund!
Outsiders Have Driven Us into a Corner
Forces hostile and slack have worked against the standardization and logicality of English grammar. If you are aware of this, then you may be one of us.
Never has any book nor article of fame been written that kept to the published rules of grammar.
Standards under Onslaught
Neo-citizens, and students who have learned under their tutelage and their mass media, have further corrupted the logicality of grammar beyond all recognition.
Be among Your Own Kind!
Now at present, we look forward to bein able to get away with usin right grammar in our daily lives and in our careers,
... so now we can forgather with like-minded fellows with whom we can share and appreciate our special dedication to the orderly way of thinkin.
Imagine!
Just imagine bein in a public spot and hearin a stranger usin right grammar! Your ears are pricked up, you are excited! A fellow Friend of the Gerund is nearby!
You walk up to him, or to her, and you utter a few phrases of your own, also forged under the standards of right usage.
At once you and the stranger recognize that you are both kindred spirits, and a lifelong friendship ensues, followin which, through your friend, you enjoy the fellowship of others of like ilk to your own.
How You Can Learn to Speak with Us!
When you make a gift of seven dollars or more, then you will receive a gift of your own copyin of the Standards of the Friends of the Gerund in PDF, and all subsequent updatins thereto.
Clicken the link, below right. You will be taken to a page that looks unlike from the one whereon you now are, but you will feel comfortably with the appearance of the new page. It is the page of Red Baxter Ministries. They handle our gifts.
On that page make your gift of seven dollars or more, and you will receive your gift in return.
How to Get Your Gift
We are goin to email your PDF gift to you. When you make your gift to Friends of the Gerund, you'll see a little check box that gives your permission to share your email with us so that we can send your gift to you. Be sure to check that box so that you will get your gift.
Thank you!
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